poopflow:

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

(via guy)

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

(via guy)

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

(via guy)

revivingpeeta:

tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow

(Source: ifinnicks, via humourbitch)

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

(via humourbitch)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via humourbitch)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via humourbitch)